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Mister Midnight
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
Who am I? Why, I am none other than Mister Midnight. I am the voice whispered upon the wind. I am he who resides between stars. It is I who utters the macabre into your mind. I am not the man in black, for I am the blackness within the...oh good grief I cannot do this any further!

In all seriousness, I am a strange man who loves strange things. A creepy dark thing who loves creepy dark things. I-

Goodness, I was at it again wasn't I?

Take a colony of bats, a quarter tea-spoon of Liches, a cup of Dragons, and one pound of scientific horrors. Mix them into 2 quarts of black eye-liner at boiling. Then add the tablespoon of Gothic Rock and the 1/4 teaspoon of ground poetry. Boil for what, a few minutes or so, before adding in two cups of "Bit-rot Free Cartridge Loaf Mix". Garnish with Serpentine Sprinkles and whatever morbid crap you have on hand.

Now, put it in the oven preheated to "1000 solar masses per minute" for about a minute. Maybe two if you're feeling morose. Once it's done, take it out and store it in a sublimating storage at -229 Celcius.

Embellish again with a sprinkle of Essence of Mind or Distantly Daydreaming and you're done! Your very own loaf of Dourdough Bread.
Every once in a while I manage to convince these Lich Bones/Dragon Bones/Bat Bones/Snake Bones/Hydra Bones/Bones Bones/Bird Bones/Etc. Bones to do something useful in a creative sense rather than indulge in more video games. Clearly I am not a man who resists temptation as well as he'd like.

So to that end, I am working on revitalizing this page a little as the title suggests. Hopefully I can attempt to keep it in track with the ever-changing entity I think of as myself.

I never know what to really, honestly say in the myriad text boxes provided for profile pages. As much as I'd like to get the ideas and concepts across, I find myself filling them out with cryptic nonsense instead. Oh well.

Intacta Sum
  • Listening to: "The Circle" by Blackmore's Night


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GreenLadyMonster Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014   Traditional Artist
It's been a quantum coon's age since I've said anything on your quaint little profile.

So here you go. Hope this is satisfactory.
Mister-Midnight Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This will certainly suffice <3
GreenLadyMonster Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014   Traditional Artist
Good, it better.
linacatrina Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you so much for the +fav! :heart:
GreenLadyMonster Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011   Traditional Artist
GreenLadyMonster Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2011   Traditional Artist
Only a month 'til you can drink, gamble and visit gentlemens' clubs. = ] ; >
Mister-Midnight Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Just what are you implying here? =P
Les-Diables Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011
Hey there! A late thanks for the favourite on Dead can dance :headbang:
Attila-G Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2011
my art is very grateful for the inclusion in your favourites :D
Mister-Midnight Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
My apologies for leaving no comment, I was not feeling well that day! I liked your submission quite a bit!
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